Old Blog Descriptions

These are the former blog descriptions that appear in my header.  I just can't settle on one so I change it whenever the mood strikes me.


I'm the Best Mom...

  1. just ask my kids.
  2. in the house right now.
  3. except on Thursdays.  I'm really tired on Thursdays.
  4. especially after I watch an episode of Teen Mom on MTV.
  5. and I have all my own teeth.  Gotta count your blessings.
  6. and I watch the Daily Show.  They are not mutually exclusive facts.
  7. and thanks to Clairol, I'll never have grey hair.
  8. even if I no longer brush my hair.
  9. because I let my daughter make my blog background.
  10. because no one's joined a cult yet.
  11. Statement valid from 9am until 12pm Mondays through Fridays, excepting Wednesdays.  Closed Christmas Day.
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)